except not as fun.
there is just something so enervating about writing a review on a book that turned out to be a frustrating waste of time. I should be angry at myself over the loss of hours and dollars but - poor sport that I am - I find myself angry at the book instead.
fabulous premise: the good ship Carpathia rescues passengers from the Titanic; unfortunately there are vampires on board the rescue ship. uh oh!
terrible execution: grindingly dull prose, cringingly bad dialogue, and trite characters including a nonsensically 'perky' heroine & two tedious heroes who form an odious love triangle. zero suspense. a distinct lack of both atmosphere and wit.
sigh. this book sucked the life outta me! I'm going to bed.