PDF-file by Matt Forbeck

Carpathia PDF ebook download @ $13 + @ 2.5 hours of time to read @ 200 pages =

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except not as fun.

there is just something so enervating about writing a review on a book that turned out to be a frustrating waste of time. I should be angry at myself over the loss of hours and dollars but - poor sport that I am - I find myself angry at the book instead.

fabulous premise: the good ship Carpathia rescues passengers from the Titanic; unfortunately there are vampires on board the rescue ship. uh oh!

terrible execution: grindingly dull prose, cringingly bad dialogue, and trite characters including a nonsensically 'perky' heroine & two tedious heroes who form an odious love triangle. zero suspense. a distinct lack of both atmosphere and wit.

sigh. this book sucked the life outta me! I'm going to bed.

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