Hello! I am a very tall author stuck on a very small island at the bottom of the world. It's very quiet down here with nothing to look at but the ocean and pimple-popping hobbits. To pass the time away I write children's stories. Very silly ones. Very pee-stain inducingly immature ones. Ones that adults secretly read as well but never tell their kids that they do.
I hope you like my Goodreads profile - I went to a lot of trouble putting it together in the last three minutes.
I hope you like my stories too. I know my mum does!
Cheerio for now...
Auckland, New Zealand
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